It’s 10 PM Somewhere…do YOU know where your parents are?
Welcome to the club nobody wanted to Join
This is dark humor, real talk, and likely the stuff nobody else will say out loud.
We might tell you to do a shot of vodka. Straight. We might tell you to put on your big kid pants and suck it up buttercup.
We’ll probably tell you a joke. (knock, knock…)
We will absolutely swear like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in Goodwill Hunting. That’s not a maybe – it’s F*cking guarantee. Think sailor mouth with a trucker accent.
Don’t like it? Then this isn’t for you. There are plenty of rainbows, unicorns, warm hugs and Dr. Phil wannabes on Amazon – we’ll even send you there and take our cut as “influencers” (but only on stuff we find is like, you know, actually helpful!)
What you need is what we need – a reset and a brain-break – straight to your inbox.
Start here
What you’ll find
Practical content designed to help you make sense of the mess and take the next useful step.
We Say the quiet part out loud
You can love your parent and still want to scream into a pillow. We get it, we say it, and we make it funny enough to survive. No toxic positivity. Eve
WE TRANSLATE THE CHAOS.
Medical portals, legal landmines, the daily what-the-hell – sorted into nine flavors of caregiver chaos, so you can find what’s wrecking you today without reading a 50-page guide or 376 pages of scientific or insurance nightmare language.
WE TEST IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO.
We buy it, use it in our family, and tell you the details – products, gadgets, and the accessible-or-not reality of restaurants, hotels, and the road. If it didn’t help, we’ll say so..
WE HAND YOU THE SHORTCUTS.
Checklists, scripts, and survival tools for the conversations and crises nobody prepped you for. Small, cheap, built for someone running on fumes.
Meet
Shannan
(The PHD)
&
ALEXA
(THE OG)
We didn’t plan to become our mother’s caregivers – but then came the stroke, the Alzheimer’s diagnosis, and Alexa selling her house to move in so two sisters could guard what was left: Mom, our money, our sanity, and each other.
Nobody tells you there’s a caregiver crisis happening quietly in millions of living rooms, and that almost everyone in it thinks they’re the only one.
FYI: This isn’t a blessing – it’s hard, messy work, and we’re here to say the quiet parts out loud and lighten the load.
Where We Help
No upsell. Just the stuff that helps.
This is the beta – it’s free, it’s real, and it’s built from what we learned the hard way. Start with whichever fire is closest.
The “Oh Sh*t” Starter Kit – Free Download
The download you grab at 11 PM when the wheels just came off.
The Survival Guides – The Real-time Resources
Everything we wish someone had handed us — so you’re not figuring it out alone at 2 AM
The Newsletter – Insights to Your Inbox
The friends-who-actually-get-it group text (email style) you didn’t know you needed — minus the ones who say “cherish every moment.”
THE JAS COLLECTIVE LLC
Choose Laughter.
This space was built by two sisters who refuse to let the system crush them, and who refuse to let caregiving strip away the joy of making memories.
Every link we share, every product we review, every tool we build is kept cheap for a reason: We aren’t in this to make a mint.
We are in this to share what we’ve learned, hand you the exact psychological weapons and resources you need to survive this thing called caregiving and make a couple bucks to buy our mom a few more vacations and make a few more memories while we still can.
Because it’s 10 PM somewhere – and you’re still up doing the impossible. We’re up with you.